Thing Thing Walkthrough

Ah! The original Thing Thing. This is the game that started it all. While the game is relatively short, it served not just as an excellent introduction to the whole Thing Thing Series BUT it also sets the standard for stick figure games to come. Along with that, it was also created as an impressive demonstration of the type of engine that would keep the rest of the Thing Thing Games up and running.

As I have said, the game is rather short, BUT that shouldn't turn you off. It's GREAT FUN! Not to mention it's also an imporant part of Thing Thing history. Along with that, it introduced a lt of the crucial features that made the whole Thing Thing series REALLY fun. First off, the characters are customizable. You can choose your headgear - top hat, fedora, kaiser helmet, spinny hat, new wave hair, hedgehog hair, and those are just to name a few. You can also choose your own suit - you can have a suit, a suit and a tie, black or white trench coat, and everything else in between.

Weapons - there are lots of it here! From an SMG, Magnum, Calib. 45 Pistol, Guss Gun, and those are just to name a few. When you are out of ammo, just whack your opponents with your fist until they die and drop their gun...pick it up and go on your way. It's fast paced and it's action packed. And to make the whole affair even sweeter, the environment is also pretty interactive. Here's an example: try shooting out the lights. YES, they pop and it's fun...until you realize you are fighting in the dark!

The story of the game is also very interesting (which will only be revealed to you once you play Thing Thing 4). The game starts off with you and a scientist in a room, he's asking you how you are doing. Apparently, you are no ordinary human. You have been beefed up with performance enhancers, genetic enhancers, emotion and behavioral suppressors, mind control, and those are just to name a few. And here's what: all of these and more work hand in hand to create the corporation's most lethal weapon: YOU!

Since you are created to kill, you made short work of that scientist in front of you and tried to escape. BUT the demented corporation has invested so much in your creation and they won't let you escape just like that. They send soldiers, other experiments, etc. after you. Will you survive this battle for freedom where you are outnumbered? There's only one way to find out: play one of the best stick figure games series, Thing Thing, and there's no better way than to start with the original game!